guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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I <3 Hitler

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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