Bad grammers.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

once you go black your credit goes wack

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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