Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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I <3 Hitler

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Anti Joke

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