Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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