How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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