What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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Women's Rights

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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