What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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- Helen Keller

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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