Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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whats 2+2? 1

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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penis haha

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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