What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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It got hit by a rocket.

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