How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? When he first entered the world, Chicken was a lonely bird. Nobody else liked him. Not even his mother. He was small and scrawny, and whenever the farmer came to feed the pigs or shear the sheep, he would get scared and hide in between two pieces of wood. One day Chicken woke up and his family was gone. Although they had never loved him, his heart was tender, and he was desperately concerned for them. After hours of searching for them, he overheard Cow speaking to Horse: "It's a tragedy, really. They were such a happy family. But now their off to the land of KFC, forever lost in the sea of chicken wings. But Chicken was determined to change his family's fate. He escaped the barn and ran into the woods. There he traveled day by day, and at night he hid from the hungry wolves. Life in the forest was tough, but no tougher than the loss of loved ones, so he kept going. On and on and on, until the forest ended and the city began. It was a new world to Chicken. He had never seen so many different buildings and contraptions. His eyes had never before held the wonder of the majesty of such a strange place. After traveling through the dangerous alleys of the city, he finally found it: the terrible land of KFC. The place where humans' dreams begin, but chickens' end. The place of horror and death and unfairness. The place that summarized Chicken's whole life. He was here now. The only thing separating him from his family was a road. A road that was so small compared to his previous trials, so incomprehensibly tiny when placed next to the gaping hole in his broken heart. So the chicken crossed the road. Then he got hit by a bus.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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cancer

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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