Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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