Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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A homeless person dies.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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