- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Did you know? . You already know!

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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