A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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