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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Justin Bieber.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Steve Jobs.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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