What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What do you call a black man at school the janitor

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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