- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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