There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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10inch nice

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Why? Because.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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