Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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