Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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