Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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I'm HIV positive.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Japan called... They need help.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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