what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Diana and victoria

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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ps3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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