What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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KKK

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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