Japan called... They need help.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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