What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Religion

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Anti Joke

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