Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Swag.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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