the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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