- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Knock knock. Who's there?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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