A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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balls in ya mouf

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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neil likes pube toast

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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