Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

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Chicken penis.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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