Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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