Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What does a homeless man eat for Thanksgiving? Half of a big mac he found in the dumpster

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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