Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Why didn't the lobster share his treasure? Because he did not possess the cranial capacity to understand the concept of ownership; thus, he did not consider the treasure his

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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my bubbles!

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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