What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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i have cancer

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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