Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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