What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Vagina ass.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Anti Joke

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