A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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