What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Ron Paul for President!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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