It says so on your cap.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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can you touch your toes? no

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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