There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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whats a dick a dick

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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You smell like shit

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Straight men can be bronies.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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Anti Joke

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