- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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