what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Women's rights

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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