What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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