What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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So you're walking through the desert and the wheels fall off your canoe, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 13 because baseballs can't have babies

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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