What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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What did the chicken say to the rhino? Nothing. Animals can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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