A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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