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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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You're adopted.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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lol a man is drowning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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