What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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You should read the Terms of Service.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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