What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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