yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Yo momma so fat you have aids

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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vitamin c

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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