Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Granny porn!

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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