- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

There's a car about to hit me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

whats 2+2 equal? 4

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Pull my finger ouch..

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.