Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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What's brown and smelly? Poop.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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You know George Washington? He died.

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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