Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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