- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

I'm gay.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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