- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

knock knock... ...no answer

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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