Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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