roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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weiner? balls

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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