- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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