What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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haha

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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