Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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