What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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