A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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A ginger was with his friends

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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