Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Ben is gay

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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