What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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