Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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Boobs are nasty!

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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France never surrender.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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The cow went moo

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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