What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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