What do you call Obama? - the president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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