A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Hello

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Yo mamas so fat

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Yellow People !!

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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