A baby seal walks into a club...

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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