Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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