What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Weaner

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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hi iggy

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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