why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Poop!!

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Massie is a fatass

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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