What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's up brah brah

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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The Colts this year.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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