flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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That's not what she said.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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