Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Yo Mumma so dumb she has to climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.... Yo Mumma's so fat when she walked past the tv she made me miss 5 series... Yo Mumma's so fat when god said let there be light she had to move out of the road. That's nearly all that I have, but if u have one leave it in the comment

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Dusters blow stuff.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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