Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

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why girl die cancer

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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