Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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I'm so hungry I could eat food

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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This is not a joke

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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