What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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9/11 my birthday

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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