Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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the your face joke

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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