Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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