Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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a potato flew around my room

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why did paul macartny have plastic surgery? Because he wasn't happy with the looked

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Where do you live? In a house

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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