A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

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