You all have Aids

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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