How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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im at school

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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What is older than history?

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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