Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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