- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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