Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Matt Damon

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Anti Joke

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