Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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neil likes pube toast

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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rarw

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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