Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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