Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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are u black unlucky

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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a man said hi.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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