whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Mitt Romney

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black midget with no legs and has 11 fingers? A human being

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Anti Joke

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