Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why was the teacher laying on the floor? Because shes dead...

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your gay

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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