All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Women's rights.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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F? No k

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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What? Yes.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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Google Doodles

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What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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