What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Yes

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Women's rights

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Sixty... eight

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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