a horse walks into a barn

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? he's all right now

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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