What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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space is fun

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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