Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Sarah Palin

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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