Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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