Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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your mum

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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