What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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