Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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Creationism.

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were on the Moon? Nothing he's dead.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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