whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

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Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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