Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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Gale swallows.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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