Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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karn chevalier

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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