What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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