Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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