A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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