I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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