Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Yo mama's fat.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A French man gets into a fight

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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Democracy.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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