Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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