Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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