Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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FAP

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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The Christian Bible.

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YOU

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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