Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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cancer

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Welcome To Facebook

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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